we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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