we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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