You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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