let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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