Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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