okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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