remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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