Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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