they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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