yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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