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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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