If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
