There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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