I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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