Need sex. Gaining weight.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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