I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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