I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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