I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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