There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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