Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
