I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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