Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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