in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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