I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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