Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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