I just made out with a guy for $7.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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