Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My vagina is very pro this idea
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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