youre lurking in front of me
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Randomize
