I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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