Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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