I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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