he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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