you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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