And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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