i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Randomize
