are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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