Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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