i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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