look no pants
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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