I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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