Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
When are your genitals available?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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