You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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