I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This baby is an asshole
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
