All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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