You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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