his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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