Nicole vs. Life
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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