i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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