I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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