I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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