Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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