i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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