Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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