Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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