But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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