I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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