im having a threesome with these popsicles
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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