i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
